Deport Justin Bieber Petition Tops 100K

There is a very real petition to deport Justin Bieber from the US. With more than 100,000 signers and counting, the White House must now  — and most hilariously — deliver an official response.

A far more polarizing Canadian export than maple syrup, Justin Bieber obnoxiously made national news when he was arrested for driving under the influence in Miami earlier this month. Certain “news” outlets (biting Crooked Manners commentary!) even interrupted elected officials to provide updates on the whole ordeal.

Emerging details revealed that Bieber got a fever when officers tried to detain him, inquiring, “What the f*** did I do? Why did you stop me?”, passionate words only a concerned American citizen would express when their right to drag race using an expired license through a densely populated metropolis under the influence of alcohol consumed prior to the legal drinking age is unjustly violated.  The only problem is Justin Bieber isn’t actually an American citizen.

Well, America didn’t take too kindly to the Bieb’s erratic behavior and are now collectively calling for the feds to revoke his green card. Don’t let the haters get you down, JB — sometimes people just don’t understand endangering the lives of innocent people for the sake of flaunting your own affluence is worth major swag points.

Will Bieber be packing his bags? Not if the Beliebers have anything to do with it.