Will It Crush? Starring the govenator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold has finally achieved his lifetime dream: owning his own &%$#ing tank. So how is he using it? By doing something completely badass — running over things for charity.
Now one single object is safe from the crushing tread of Arnold’s tank. Whether you’re a blender, taxi cap, roll of bubble wrap, piano or a miniature tank — your days are numbered.
Check out the video below,
Maybe it’s just a dream I never let go of as 3-year-old boy pushing Tonka Trucks around in the dirt, but this looks pretty goddamn amazing. Considering Arnold has released a series of promotional videos of him crushing things in his tank, he would seem to agree.
According to the official promotion, “You and a friend will get to ride shotgun with Arnold in his M47 Patton tank. Yes, Arnold has a tank. Yes, this is your chance to ride in it. Not only that, but you’ll also get to use the tank to crush something. And if you’re into working out, you can lift together on it too. There’s a high probability that this will be the best day of your life. Cigars included.”
You can check out Arnold’s charity promotion right here. Donate for your chance to win a ride along in Los Angeles and feel like Conan the Barbarian for a day. The charity supports several worthy causes including rebuilding efforts in Haiti, ending homelessness, and equal family rights.